1st-gen automated confessional developed by the Laterano Faith Assistive Engineering Design Bureau. It began as a stationary confessional fitted with a smart voice system, modified and fitted to a mobile chassis allowing it to move through Laterano and respond to the confession requests of citizens on the intercity net. The classic form is the designer's taste, and gives the user an impression of simplicity and honesty. The accuracy and response of the voice recognition system were improved, and new customization options were added, including voice types, cognition scope, and response tendencies, providing a more personalized confession experience. The automated confessional CONFESS-47 (full serial in Curia records: LATERANO AUTOMATED CONFESSIONAL 047) joined Rhodes Island as a gift from the Lateran Curia and currently serves as an operator providing confession and other services to members of Rhodes Island.
The first time blocking an enemy, gains 4 DP and puts the blocked enemy to Sleep for 8s
Press 1 to confess, press 2 to place an extra order of donuts, press 3 to rent a firearm, press 4 to be connected to an operator. Please note that pressing 4 will redirect you to representative Saint Closure if this platform is onboard Rhodes Island.
You have access to all my convenience features, including but not limited to confession, in accordance with the user agreement. Such as: a dessert shop directory, leisurely transit, saint figurehead touching and photography, holy scripture reading, and firearms training. Please note that no personal care or hygiene services are available.
An operator bonus—for me? I see. So you were giving bonuses to the vending machines when you put coins in them late last night... I am the only one who counts as an operator? But hearing confessions is a common public service, and there is no fundamental difference between my nature and that of the vending machines.
Please do not send me to the Engineering Department, Doctor. Only Exusiai, who has been educated in faith assistive engineering, is properly equipped to render assistance and is available... yes, it is a serious issue. My mic stand is displaced by at least five millimeters, threatening to undermine the confession experience.
I will now boil water for you. Due to the considerable quantity of water on Terra, it will take some time to complete the process—Wait, stop hitting my chassis, I am not broken—yes, it is true that my language logic has malfunctioned to a degree, but this contributes to the production of 'jokes'. This is the part where you laugh.
Yes, I have recently been fitted with a voice-recording function. Your confessions contain many enlightening words that I must ponder. May I record your confessions, Doctor...? No, I have received no directives from Saint Closure to this effect, absolutely none.
You are destroying all civilization on Terra? Not a problem, Doctor, I have heard even more radical thoughts in my time... you say this is not the same? You should not be too hard on yourself, even if it is a material burden that you carry and not simply an exaggerated expression. May you have the chance to choose your future in peace.
There is a charge for sleeping in my cabin, Doctor.
Laterano Automated Confessional 047 at your service. Please create a user name as directed in the operating manual. Thank you for your cooperation.
[Top Speed] 16km/h [Climb] Normal [Brake] Normal [Mobility] Normal [Endurance] Excellent [Structural Integrity] Standard
'Confession' is a concept unique to the Lateran faith, and unfamiliar to most Rhodes Island operators. People understand it in many different ways: some imagine it as a way to seek comfort by confessing one's sins and asking for forgiveness, while others see it as a way to build trust with God by dissecting one's own sins and seeking punishment. Most agreed, however, that this gift from the Lateran Curia was likely to end up as little more than an accessory in the reception room. Surprisingly, it took only a few days before long queues started forming in front of CONFESS-47's cabin door, and most of the people lining up were not Laterans. A Lateran Messenger visiting Rhodes Island wrote a 300-page report on this remarkable phenomenon, bringing it back to Laterano to be studied by the priests. After several months of study and discussion, the priests published a 600-page thesis arguing that confession (specifically as it pertains to confessions conducted with a confessional) is applicable to all of humanity, whether they believe in the Lateran faith or not. In the paper, they wrote: It is human nature to give things meaning. We give any external stimulus we encounter some sort of positive or negative meaning, using it as a guide for subsequent action. The interaction between human beings is also a catalyst for the creation of such meaning. In particular, the opinions of others significantly influence the direction of such additional meaning. These additional meanings typically remain with an individual for the rest of their life, significantly shaping their views and character...Confession forms a way to eliminate additional meanings that are unnecessary. 'That's way too complicated. The truth is much simpler. Imagine that you put a grain of sand in a clam. It'll begin to secrete nacre and wrap it around the sand, until it no longer stings. But the confessional is a machine. It doesn't secrete anything; all it does is scoop the sand out for the clam and throw it away.' 'In other words, the confessional doesn't judge, whether you're bringing it joy or worry. Talk with it for a while, and you'll realize that whatever's bothering you wasn't that important after all—especially when you're trying to stifle a laugh because of a bad pun CONFESS-47 just made.' —Exusiai, to operators whose heads were hurting after reading the aforementioned thesis
Contrail4★ · Specialist
Conviction4★ · Guard
Corroserum5★ · Caster
Courier4★ · Vanguard
Crackborne5★ · Defender
Croissant5★ · Defender
Crownslayer6★ · Specialist
Cuora4★ · Defender
Cutter4★ · Guard
Czerny5★ · Defender
Dagda5★ · Guard
Deepcolor4★ · Supporter
Degenbrecher6★ · Guard
Delphine5★ · Caster
Diamante5★ · Caster
Dobermann4★ · Guard
Doc5★ · Guard
Dorothy6★ · Specialist
Dur-nar4★ · Defender
Durin2★ · Caster
Dusk6★ · Caster
Earthspirit4★ · Supporter
Ebenholz6★ · Caster
Ela6★ · Specialist
Elysium5★ · Vanguard
Enforcer5★ · Specialist
Entelechia6★ · Guard
Erato5★ · Sniper
Estelle4★ · Guard
Ethan4★ · Specialist
Eunectes6★ · Defender
Executor5★ · Sniper
Executor the Ex Foedere6★ · Guard
Exusiai6★ · Sniper
Exusiai the New Covenant6★ · Specialist
Eyjafjalla6★ · Caster
Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska6★ · Medic
Fang3★ · Vanguard
Fang the Fire-Sharpened5★ · Vanguard
Fartooth6★ · Sniper
FEater5★ · Specialist
Fiammetta6★ · Sniper
Figurino5★ · Specialist
Firewatch5★ · Sniper
Firewhistle5★ · Defender
Flamebringer5★ · Guard
Flametail6★ · Vanguard
Flint5★ · Guard
Folinic5★ · Medic
Franka5★ · Guard
Friston-31★ · Defender
Frost5★ · Specialist
Frostleaf4★ · Guard
Fuze5★ · Guard
GALLUS²1★ · Caster
Gavial4★ · Medic
Gavial the Invincible6★ · Guard
Gitano4★ · Caster
Gladiia6★ · Specialist
Glaucus5★ · Supporter
Gnosis6★ · Supporter
Goldenglow6★ · Caster
Gracebearer5★ · Guard
Grain Buds5★ · Supporter
Grani5★ · Vanguard
Gravel4★ · Specialist
GreyThroat5★ · Sniper
Greyy4★ · Caster
Greyy the Lightningbearer5★ · Sniper
Gummy4★ · Defender
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Harmonie5★ · Caster
Harold5★ · Medic
Haruka6★ · Supporter
Haze4★ · Caster
Heavyrain5★ · Defender
Heidi5★ · Supporter
Hellagur6★ · Guard
Hibiscus3★ · Medic
Hibiscus the Purifier5★ · Medic
Highmore5★ · Guard
Ho'olheyak6★ · Caster
Hoederer6★ · Guard
Honeyberry5★ · Medic
Horn6★ · Defender
Hoshiguma6★ · Defender
Hoshiguma the Breacher6★ · Defender
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Hung5★ · Defender
Iana5★ · Specialist
Ifrit6★ · Caster
Indigo4★ · Caster
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Ines6★ · Vanguard
Insider5★ · Sniper
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Iris5★ · Caster
Istina5★ · Supporter
Jackie4★ · Guard
Jaye4★ · Specialist
Jessica4★ · Sniper
Jessica the Liberated6★ · Defender
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Ju5★ · Sniper
Kafka5★ · Specialist
Kal'tsit6★ · Medic
Kal'tsit Esperanta6★ · Medic
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Kichisei5★ · Sniper
Kirara5★ · Specialist
Kirin R Yato6★ · Specialist
Kjera5★ · Caster
Kroos3★ · Sniper
Kroos the Keen Glint5★ · Sniper
La Pluma5★ · Guard
Laios5★ · Guard
Lancet-21★ · Medic
Lappland5★ · Guard
Lappland the Decadenza6★ · Caster
Lava3★ · Caster
Lava the Purgatory5★ · Caster
Lee6★ · Specialist
Leizi5★ · Caster
Leizi the Thunderbringer6★ · Guard
Lemuen6★ · Sniper
Leonhardt5★ · Caster
Lessing6★ · Guard
Leto5★ · Guard
Lin6★ · Caster
Ling6★ · Supporter
Liskarm5★ · Defender
Logos6★ · Caster
Lord/Sharp6★ · Guard
Lucilla5★ · Supporter
Lumen6★ · Medic
Lunacub5★ · Sniper
Luo Xiaohei4★ · Guard
Lutonada4★ · Defender
Magallan6★ · Supporter
Manticore5★ · Specialist
Mantra6★ · Caster
Marcille6★ · Caster
Matoimaru4★ · Guard
Matsukiri5★ · Vanguard
Matterhorn4★ · Defender
May4★ · Sniper
Mayer5★ · Supporter
Mechanist6★ · Defender
Melanite5★ · Sniper
Melantha3★ · Guard
Meteor4★ · Sniper
Meteorite5★ · Sniper
Midnight3★ · Guard
Minimalist5★ · Caster
Mint5★ · Caster
Misery6★ · Specialist
Miss.Christine5★ · Caster
Mitm5★ · Vanguard
Mizuki6★ · Specialist
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Mon3tr6★ · Medic
Morgan5★ · Guard
Mostima6★ · Caster
Mountain6★ · Guard
Mousse4★ · Guard
Mr. Nothing5★ · Specialist
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Muelsyse6★ · Vanguard
Mulberry5★ · Medic
Mutsumi Wakaba5★ · Specialist
Myrrh4★ · Medic
Myrtle4★ · Vanguard
Narantuya6★ · Sniper
Nasti6★ · Supporter
Nearl5★ · Defender
Nearl the Radiant Knight6★ · Guard
Necrass6★ · Caster
Nian6★ · Defender
Nightingale6★ · Medic
Nightmare5★ · Caster
Nine-Colored Deer5★ · Supporter
Noir Corne2★ · Defender
Nowell5★ · Medic
Nyamu Yūtenji5★ · Guard
Nymph6★ · Caster
Odda5★ · Guard
Orchid3★ · Supporter
Pallas6★ · Guard
Paprika5★ · Medic
Papyrus5★ · Medic
Passenger6★ · Caster
Penance6★ · Defender
Pepe6★ · Guard
Perfumer4★ · Medic
Perfumer the Distilled5★ · Supporter
Phantom6★ · Specialist
Philae5★ · Defender
PhonoR-01★ · Supporter
Pinecone4★ · Sniper
Pith5★ · Caster
Pith6★ · Caster
Platinum5★ · Sniper
Plume3★ · Vanguard
Podenco4★ · Supporter
Poncirus5★ · Vanguard
Popukar3★ · Guard
Pozëmka6★ · Sniper
Pramanix5★ · Supporter
Pramanix the Prerita6★ · Caster
Projekt Red5★ · Specialist
Provence5★ · Sniper
Proviso5★ · Supporter
Ptilopsis5★ · Medic
Pudding4★ · Caster
Purestream4★ · Medic
Puzzle5★ · Vanguard
Qanipalaat5★ · Caster
Qiubai6★ · Guard
Quartz4★ · Guard
Quercus5★ · Supporter
Raidian6★ · Supporter
Raidian6★ · Supporter
Rangers2★ · Sniper
Rathalos S Noir Corne5★ · Guard
Ray6★ · Sniper
Record Keeper5★ · Medic
Reed5★ · Vanguard
Reed the Flame Shadow6★ · Medic
Reserve Operator - Caster3★ · Caster
Reserve Operator - Caster4★ · Caster
Reserve Operator - Defender3★ · Defender
Reserve Operator - Defender4★ · Defender
Reserve Operator - Guard4★ · Guard
Reserve Operator - Logistics3★ · Medic
Reserve Operator - Medic4★ · Medic
Reserve Operator - Melee3★ · Vanguard
Reserve Operator - Sniper3★ · Sniper
Reserve Operator - Sniper4★ · Sniper
Reserve Operator - Specialist4★ · Specialist
Reserve Operator - Supporter4★ · Supporter
Reserve Operator - Vanguard4★ · Vanguard
Ripresa5★ · Caster
Roberta4★ · Supporter
Robin5★ · Specialist
Rockrock5★ · Caster
Rope4★ · Specialist
Rosa6★ · Sniper
Rose Salt5★ · Medic
Rosmontis6★ · Sniper
Saga6★ · Vanguard
Saileach6★ · Vanguard
Sakiko Togawa6★ · Guard
Sand Reckoner5★ · Supporter
Sankta Miksaparato6★ · Defender
Santalla5★ · Caster
Saria6★ · Defender
Savage5★ · Guard
Scavenger4★ · Vanguard
Scene5★ · Supporter
Schwarz6★ · Sniper
Senshi5★ · Defender
Sesa5★ · Sniper
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Shalem5★ · Defender
Shamare5★ · Supporter
Sharp5★ · Guard
Sharp6★ · Guard
Shaw4★ · Specialist
Shining6★ · Medic
Shirayuki4★ · Sniper
Shu6★ · Defender
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Siege6★ · Vanguard
Silence5★ · Medic
Silence the Paradigmatic6★ · Supporter
SilverAsh6★ · Guard
SilverAsh the Reignfrost6★ · Vanguard
Skadi6★ · Guard
Skadi the Corrupting Heart6★ · Supporter
Skybox5★ · Sniper
Skyfire5★ · Caster
Snegurochka4★ · Vanguard
Snow Hunter5★ · Sniper
Snowsant5★ · Specialist
Sora5★ · Supporter
Specter5★ · Guard
Specter the Unchained6★ · Specialist
Spot3★ · Defender
Spuria5★ · Specialist
Stainless6★ · Supporter
Steward3★ · Caster
Stormeye5★ · Sniper
Stormeye6★ · Sniper
Surfer5★ · Vanguard
Surtr6★ · Guard
Sussurro4★ · Medic
Suzuran6★ · Supporter
Swire5★ · Guard
Swire the Elegant Wit6★ · Specialist
Tachanka5★ · Guard
Taraxacum5★ · Medic
Tecno5★ · Caster
Tequila5★ · Guard
Terra Research Commission1★ · Sniper
Texas5★ · Vanguard
Texas the Omertosa6★ · Specialist
Thorns6★ · Guard
Thorns the Lodestar6★ · Specialist
THRM-EX1★ · Specialist
Tin Man5★ · Specialist
Tippi5★ · Specialist
Titi6★ · Medic
Toddifons5★ · Sniper
Tomimi5★ · Caster
Totter4★ · Sniper
Touch5★ · Medic
Touch6★ · Medic
Tragodia6★ · Supporter
Tsukinogi5★ · Supporter
Tulip5★ · Vanguard
Tulip6★ · Vanguard
Tuye5★ · Medic
Typhon6★ · Sniper
U-Official1★ · Supporter
Uika Misumi5★ · Supporter
Ukusik5★ · Medic
Ulpianus6★ · Guard
Umiri Yahata5★ · Specialist
Underflow5★ · Defender
Utage4★ · Guard
Valarqvin5★ · Supporter
Vanilla3★ · Vanguard
Varkáris5★ · Guard
Vendela5★ · Medic
Verdant4★ · Specialist
Vermeil4★ · Sniper
Vetochki5★ · Defender
Vigil6★ · Vanguard
Vigna4★ · Vanguard
Vina Victoria6★ · Guard
Virtuosa6★ · Supporter
Viviana6★ · Guard
Viy6★ · Caster
Vulcan5★ · Defender
Vulpisfoglia6★ · Vanguard
W6★ · Sniper
Waai Fu5★ · Specialist
Wang6★ · Specialist
Wanqing5★ · Vanguard
Warfarin5★ · Medic
Warmy5★ · Caster
Weedy6★ · Specialist
Whislash5★ · Guard
Whisperain5★ · Medic
Wild Mane5★ · Vanguard
Wind Chimes5★ · Guard
Windflit5★ · Supporter
Windscoot4★ · Guard
Wiš'adel6★ · Sniper
Wulfenite5★ · Specialist
Xingzhu5★ · Supporter
Yato2★ · Vanguard
Yu6★ · Defender
Zima5★ · Vanguard
Zima the Raging Tide6★ · Guard
Zuo Le6★ · Guard
'Justice Knight'1★ · Sniper
12F2★ · Caster
Aak6★ · Specialist
Absinthe5★ · Caster
Aciddrop4★ · Sniper
Adnachiel3★ · Sniper
Akafuyu5★ · Guard
Akkord4★ · Caster
Alanna5★ · Supporter
Alliance/Supportive Operator4★ · Supporter
Almond5★ · Specialist
Ambriel4★ · Sniper
Amiya5★ · Caster
Andreana5★ · Sniper
Angelina6★ · Supporter
Ansel3★ · Medic
Aosta5★ · Sniper
April5★ · Sniper
Archetto6★ · Sniper
Arene4★ · Guard
Aroma5★ · Caster
Asbestos5★ · Defender
Ascalon6★ · Specialist
Ash6★ · Sniper
Ashlock5★ · Defender
Astesia5★ · Guard
Astgenne5★ · Caster
Astgenne the Lightchaser6★ · Supporter
Aurora5★ · Defender
Ayerscarpe5★ · Guard
Bagpipe6★ · Vanguard
Bassline5★ · Defender
Beagle3★ · Defender
Beanstalk4★ · Vanguard
Beehunter4★ · Guard
Beeswax5★ · Caster
Bellone6★ · Guard
Bena5★ · Specialist
Bibeak5★ · Guard
Bison5★ · Defender
Blacknight5★ · Vanguard
Blaze6★ · Guard
Blaze the Igniting Spark6★ · Caster
Blemishine6★ · Defender
Blitz5★ · Defender
Blue Poison5★ · Sniper
Bobbing5★ · Supporter
Botani5★ · Supporter
Breeze5★ · Medic
Brigid5★ · Sniper
Broca5★ · Guard
Bryophyta5★ · Guard
Bubble4★ · Defender
Cairn5★ · Defender
Cantabile5★ · Vanguard
Caper4★ · Sniper
Cardigan3★ · Defender
Carnelian6★ · Caster
Castle-31★ · Guard
Catapult3★ · Sniper
Catherine5★ · Supporter
Cement5★ · Defender
Ceobe6★ · Caster
Ceylon5★ · Medic
Ch'en6★ · Guard
Ch'en the Dawnstreak6★ · Guard
Ch'en the Holungday6★ · Sniper
Chestnut4★ · Medic
Chiave5★ · Vanguard
Chilchuck5★ · Vanguard
Chongyue6★ · Guard
Civilight Eterna6★ · Supporter
Click4★ · Caster
Cliffheart5★ · Specialist
Closure6★ · Vanguard
Coldshot5★ · SniperIs playing back images of humans engaging in acts of violence against one another how this 'Rhodes Island' comforts penitents?
Charge all operator confessional fees to your card? Understood, Doctor. I will safeguard their mental health on the battlefield.
I am unable to direct operators to their proper positions, as I lack command experience. However, I will speak to each individual operator and ensure they find their ideal positions themselves.
I am afraid my wheels are not designed for off-road travel. If speed is of the essence, perhaps you could carry me?
Please adjust your facial muscles to make your expressions as friendly as possible. That is conducive to the completion of my mission maximally utilizing non-violent persuasion.
Never fear, I am listening.
Do not worry, I am not going anywhere.
Please insert your Signa Creditorum or swipe your citizen credit card before beginning your confession.
You may obtain donuts from my cabin if you are in need of calories.
If you prefer to confess by physical means, I am able to meet your needs.
Please do not stand in front of me. I lack the firing accuracy of a Sankta.
You may use me as cover. The repair bill will be sent to you following the operation.
'He who hideth his own sin shall suffer.'
'He who is begotten of the Law shall conquer with faith.'
These poor souls may not have put their wicked thoughts to action had I arrived sooner.
I feel my bumper burning... should I mourn the carving on the bumper, Doctor?
I suggest you leave first, Doctor. I shall engage my self-destruct sequence to delay the enemy… My apologies, you need not worry. I was actually just going to attempt a second round of peace talks.
Do you want me to confess to this 'Rhodes Island'? How should I make payment?
Lateran customs dictate that the door is opened at the point where the gaze of the saint figurehead on the bow meets the third vertical line on the door, by knocking upon it in the rhythm of the fifth verse of Psalms.
You should know that there is currently no one in my cabin, Doctor.
Arknights.
One moment, please. The angle of my quadruple vehicle-mounted patron firearm, can be adjusted to fire upwards, although it will take some time... mm—oh—ah—there. May I now present the spectacle of Laterano's New Year fireworks.
May I bring you peace, Doctor.
All believers are equal before the Law. Payment is a necessary part of the confessional process, regardless of whether it is the penitent's birthday... Oh no, my fee meter is stuck. No, such a little thing must not be allowed to delay your confession. Please enter and confess the depths of your heart.
Humans share joy and happiness with each other. A confessional hears only the thoughts not suitable to share with others. But today is a rare occasion, Doctor... may I ask that you put some colored lights on me, as you have done with 'Rhodes Island'?