Zeroth Directive

You see the Old Burdenbeast dancing with everyone in the Citizen Square.

Old Burdenbeast
Oh ho. Left, baby, left! Feel the shaka-laka. Move those hips. Right, baby, right! Work those shoulders... Ah one, two, three, four! One more round, people.
You
Energy drinks? Really? How much work did you have?
Little Wu
Hmph. Here you are. I thought you'd be off fuming in some secret place. Never expected you to be dancing around in the plaza.
You
(Whispering) Were you ... overworked? Abused?
Old Burdenbeast
Fuming? Ridiculous. I don't fume at kiddos. Not for too long, anyway.
You
Sure can do.
Little Wu
Hmph. I brought some fruit punch. For someone.
You
No problem.
Old Burdenbeast
Fresh fruit punch? Ugh. This is my outdoor getaway. Can't an old boy get something proper? Like BAM-BOOM Fizz soda?
Little Wu
No. You're too old to chug functional energy drinks all day!
Old Burdenbeast
We got metric tons of work back then... Needed all the functional energy drink we could to get things rolling.
Little Wu
That's because you refused to rest and kept working the farm. I tried to get you to stop, but you NEVER listen!
Old Burdenbeast
Enough with the blame game. I learned my lesson and did my workouts properly. Remember this jig? Used to do a routine every time I got back from the farm.
Little Wu
Of course I remember. They called you the Dancing Beast of Wuling. Every burdenbeast was trying to copy your move.
Old Burdenbeast
Let's not dwell on my legendary past. All I wanna say is true heroes would shine anywhere. What do you say? Think I still got my moves?
Little Wu
Yeeahhh... Smooth as ever, heartbreaker.
Old Burdenbeast
Hoooo... That's good to hear... I guess.
Old Burdenbeast
Oh, I see you have a camera. Wonder if you can take a photo of me right here. I don't know if I'd ever get another chance to dance again.
Little Wu
Endmin, can you take a few steps back? Get me in the picture as well.
Old Burdenbeast
I say you should back up all the way! Take a photo of the entire crowd in the plaza!