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Zhai Jiali finally confesses: he faked his Wuling ID just to buy the limited-edition Chubby Lung.
- Zhai Jiali?
I am from Wuling! For real! You can't just hold me here without any proof!
- You
I got a question for you. Should be easy if you're a true Wulinger.
- You
What's the name of the running track in Wuling City?
- You
Every step a season, every run a stronger you!
- Mi Fu
Real locals don't need to fake their IDs. There's no "Zhai Jiali" in the system.
- You
Sweat your way to health. Feel Wuling's pulse beneath your steps.
- You
You don't run, I don't run. Tomorrow's gonna be no fun.
- Zhai Jiali?
Uh... okay... Fine. G-go ahead and ask.
- Zhai Jiali?
The track... It's the Jogging Trail! Hah, that's easy! Told you I'm from Wuling!
- Endministrator
That was just a warm up. Here comes the real challenge: What's the slogan on it?
- Zhai Jiali?
S-slogan? Who reads the slogan on the ground? Do you know this slogan?!
- Endministrator
Of course I do.
- Mi Fu
That's exactly what it says. I remember every word.
- Zhai Jiali?
I-I just don't run often, okay? That doesn't prove anything!
- Mi Fu
That's exactly what it says. I remember every word.
- Zhai Jiali?
I-I just don't run often, okay? That doesn't prove anything!
- Zhai Jiali?
...That's one strange slogan! Who even came up with that?
- Zhai Jiali?
What's with you Wuling people? Are you all obsessed with fitness or something? Every single one of you?
- Mi Fu
"You Wuling people"? That just gave you away. Tell me — why pretend to be from Wuling?
- Zhai Jiali?
I... Ahh, fine. I'll tell you the truth...
- Zhai Jiali
My name is Zhai Jiali — that part's real! I'm not a Wulinger, but I'm not some bad guy either...
- Zhai Jiali
I came to Wuling City for the Chubby Lung specialty store. They're selling this city-exclusive, limited-edition, ink-wash Chubby Lung!
- Zhai Jiali
The sale starts today. You need a Wuling ID to buy one — one per person... So I faked one. I've been waiting in line since last night. All the way till this morning!
- Perlica
So, you've been waiting in line at the Chubby Lung store since yesterday?
- Zhai Jiali
Yeah! It's insanely popular, rare, and perfect! The horns, eyes, tail ... totally different from the other Chubby Lungs...
- Mi Fu
I'll send someone to confirm...
- Mi Fu
He wasn't lying... He really was waiting in line at the Chubby Lung store all night.
- Zhai Jiali
The moment I saw it in that brochure, I knew this Chubby Lung was meant for me. It's the only light I'll ever need for my entire life...
- Mi Fu
Okay, enough. You're cleared.
- Zhai Jiali
Great! So I'm free to go? Next, I'll just...
- Mi Fu
Next, someone will escort you to the Chubby Lung store. There, you'll return the Chubby Lung you bought using the fake ID.
- Zhai Jiali
Wha...?
