"Kohlabash"

Water and dew ne'er sipping.

Bonky, bonky, thumpy, thumpy.

Did something fall out?!

Thus I invite you hours twelve, in fine kohl we delve!

Dashing, clawing, and roaring.

I'm growing so I'm eating.

Forge fires and molten steel.

I TOAST THEE —!

Ah one, two, three, four.

Grain and rice aplenty.

Let fire tear open the sky.

Tzu-Wu the first, double-hour of combat, valorous strength for all to see.

Ch'ou-Mou the second, double-hour of strategy, observant across the compass.

Yin-Shih the third, double-hour of poetry —

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Yin-Shih the third, double-hour of poetry —

Yin-Shih the third, double-hour of poetry, do I continue for you?

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Yin-Shih the third, double-hour of poetry —!

Yin-Shih the third, double-hour of poetry, free and fair in merriment.

Mao-Lü the fourth, double-hour of propriety, heavenly notes in lawful order.

Ch'en-Wen the fifth, double-hour of culture, minds enriched and problems resolved.

Ssu-Nung the sixth, double-hour of farming —

Ssu-Nung the sixth, double-hour of farming, grain and rice aplenty.

Wu-Shang the seventh, double-hour of trading, awash in silken weave.

Wei-Chien the eighth, double-hour of building, hidden treasures in constructs deep.

Shen-Chu the ninth, double-hour of smithing —

Shen-Chu the ninth, double-hour of smithing, forge fires and molten steel.

Yu-Liao the tenth, double-hour of mending, wounds healed and scars erased.

Hsu-Hui the eleventh, double-hour of painting, myriad scrolls in bloom.

Hai-Shih the twelfth, double-hour of feasting, fragrant meals made promptly!

I TOAST THEE —!!!