Guesses by "Speed Dasher"

Just two days ago I brought our Lady a tray of cakes but she did not feel hungry.

I knew at once what happened.

She's becoming like the chubby lung!

I knew it.

I heard about the recent stupid slim-tail fashion fad of La Fantoma. Every kid was making selfies with their tails and comparing them to canned drinks or milk tea cups.

No! I wasn't comparing our Lady to a kid!

But she visits La Fantoma all the time. Anyone would be naturally curious about their latest trends.