Letter from Valley IV
Brother, I think you should come work at Valley IV.
You keep thinking the place is out in the middle of nowhere, but that's exactly where it shines. Valley IV is safe. Neither the Aggeloi nor Landbreakers are interested in this stretch of frontier turf. There's also plenty of fun to be had at this place. I work at the Quarry and we got tons of events that include wine-tasting parties, body building competitions, barehanded rock climbing races, and mineral beauty pageants. And the best part is we're always coming up with more.
I'm learning barehanded rock climbing from this really old veteran. Used to be part of the first crew to start building UW sites in Valley IV, and a close friend of the legendary hero Aburrey... Despite being so old, the veteran made climbing look like that Yan idiom: "Coasting along even ground." And I'm not exaggerating.
The veteran is really kind and smiles at everyone. Taught me plenty of tricks too.
Anyway, just get your sorry arse here. Together, our brotherhood shall achieve great glory.